[Verse]
2002, tie my shoe
*NSYNC is good, I'm moving to Hollywood
2003, tie my teeth
Eat Oreos, God bless computer chess

[Chorus]
Packed up my bags, and I hit the city
Got in the cab and a man named Betty
Took me to the nearest barber barber barber
Got my hair cut, paid too much though
If I’d only known that my hair had grown
If I'd only known that my hair had grown
Only five centimeters since the last cut Sunday
I would've gone to the Internet café