[Verse: Sarah Vanessa & Jack Stauber]
I need a doctor, oh
I'm not a doctor but I think I might be able to help
It's not a simple symptom, no
My diagnosis is that no one has been treating you well

[Chorus: Sarah Vanessa & Jack Stauber]
So, what do you prescribe?
Love's the only medicine
Is this a lie?
No, take three of these a da-ay
Oh, I think I'm cured
Cool, are you alright on your own?
No, I'm not sure...
Okay

[Outro: Sarah Vanessa]
Oh, I think I'm sick again...