[Verse]
Let me tell y'all 'bout this one time in Verizon
They  let me get some phones without ID, that shit was so surprising
Bought  a Nike 'fit so when I'm swiping I be in disguise
Swap my fake ID out soon as the clerk turned around
Threatened her bitch ass, if she don't pay me, I'ma burn it down
If  you ain't know how to get no iPhones, then you gon' learn it now
Just  listen to me step by step, I hope you understand
Stack your money up for 30 days straight and you will be the man
Find  you a ham ass n***a who wanna go apply
Post on Instagram and I bet you'll find a random guy
If you ain't got no credit, then it ain't no point to try
You gon' walk your stupid ass up to that counter and get straight declined
I  tried to buy a piece on FeeShopping and got declined
That's why I only fuck with one site and the name is ****