[Verse 1]
Crashing through the crowded halls, dodging girls like ping-pong balls
Just to reach the bathroom on time (Hey, hey, hey)
Leaping over laundry piles, diapers you could smell for miles
Guy's gotta do what he can to survive

[Chorus]
In the Loud House, in the Loud House
Duck, dodge, push, and shove is how we show our love
In the Loud House, in the Loud House
One boy and ten girls wouldn't trade it for the world

[Post-Chorus]
Loud! House! Loud, Loud House!

[Verse 2]
Me time, a little room to breathe time
A little quiet and peace I've never had (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
At least I'm never lonely
We're never lacking for a sports team, maybe this crazy's not that bad

[Chorus]
In the Loud House, in the Loud House
Duck, dodge, push, and shove is how we show our love
In the Loud House, in the Loud House
Gotta love mom and dad for not going completely mad
In the Loud House, in the Loud House
One boy and ten girls wouldn't trade it for the world
[Post-Chorus]
Loud! House! Loud, Loud House!

[Spoken Outro: Lily]
Poo-poo!