[Verse: SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs]
A stove is a stove
No matter where you go
A patty, is a patty
That's what I say
A grill is a grill
This is surely so-
And fries should be fries
Either way

[Chorus: SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs & Both]
But this grill is not a home
This is not the stove I know
I would trade it all away
If you'd come back to stay
This kitchen's not the same
Without you
It's just a greasy spoon (Just a greasy spoon)
Without you