[Henry Hart & Captain Man]
It all just kinda happened
My dad was an irresponsible scientist
I needed an after school job
And by accident, he made me indestructible (y-aaaaaah!!)
I went to this crazy store and met a pretty interesting guy
(I'm gonna blow your mind)
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview
Who call me (And he turned out to be...)
You know the name
Captain Man!
That's right Henry!

In time I realized being a superhero is a lot to handle alone
He wanted some help
I needed a sidekick
I Henry Hart
Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone
That I am Captain Man's secret sidekick
It is done

Now we blow bubbles
And fight crime
Feels gooood!

[Instrumental Theme Plays]
[Captain Man & Kid Danger]
Call it
Up the tuuuuube!
Ah my boot!
Ha!