[Verse 1: Jamie Stewart & Angus Andrew]
Pills like a maracas
You don't care who hears
It costs a lot to feel this cuckoo
What is a faith without a crisis?
Just let them be as a crisis

[Pre-Chorus: Jamie Stewart & Angus Andrew]
No posture
Bad posture
Flaming Hot Cheetos
Fuego Takis

[Chorus: Jamie Stewart & Angus Andrew]
Rumpus, rumpus, room, room
Black, black
Blue, blue, blue, blue
Rumpus room
Krampus room
Electric black
Black, black, blue, blue
Rumpus, rumpus, room, room
Black, black
Blue, blue, blue, blue
Rumpus room
Krampus room
Electric black
Black, black, blue, blue
[Verse 2: Jamie Stewart & Angus Andrew]
Don't do it
Accused of being pretty
Never smile, never cry
Don't do it
Fingers castaneted
Lovelessly chalked, lovelessly dried

[Pre-Chorus: Jamie Stewart & Angus Andrew]
Don't trip on your skates
You cough a lot

[Chorus: Jamie Stewart & Angus Andrew]
Rumpus, rumpus, room, room
Black, black
Blue, blue, blue, blue
Rumpus room
Krampus room
Electric black
Black, black, blue, blue
Rumpus, rumpus, room, room
Black, black
Blue, blue, blue, blue
Rumpus room
Krampus room
Electric black
Black, black, blue, blue
Rumpus, rumpus, room, room
Black, black
Blue, blue, blue, blue
Rumpus room
Krampus room
Electric black
Black, black, blue, blue
Rumpus, rumpus, room, room
Black, black
Blue, blue, blue, blue
Rumpus room
Krampus room
Electric black
Black, black, blue, blue
[Pre-Chorus: Jamie Stewart & Angus Andrew, Both]
Don't you want to openly like me?
A coconut hits you on the head
Old phone, needy and around
Chili Fritos
Original Bugles
Unwrap a cutie

[Chorus: Jamie Stewart & Angus Andrew]
Rumpus, rumpus, room, room
Black, black
Blue, blue, blue, blue
Rumpus room
Krampus room
Electric black
Black, black, blue, blue
Rumpus, rumpus, room, room
Black, black
Blue, blue, blue, blue
Rumpus room
Krampus room
Electric black
Black, black, blue, blue

[Bridge: Jamie Stewart & Angus Andrew]
Goodness Gracious versus Gorgon
Samuel Little versus Little Debbie
Wixaritari versus Walker Comma Kara
Krampus versus Rumpus Room
[Outro: Angus Andrew]
Rumpus room