The Fugs
Slum Goddess
I floated lonely down the street one day
Who did I see slitherin' my way?
Slum Goddess from the Lower East Side
Slum Goddess gonna make her my bride

There's not a chick in the world who's half as hip as she
My swinging little goddess from Avenue D
It's really very groovy
To take her to a movie
Where we make it on a balcony

Slum goddess from the Lower East Side
Slum goddess gonna make her my bride

First time that we balled it nearly drove me insane
Next time that we balled it ripped me out of my brain
The third time that we balled you know I fainted nearly dead
I woke up she was on her knees and sucking my head

Slum goddess from the Lower East Side
Slum goddess gonna make her my bride

I floated lonely down the street one day
Who did I see slitherin' my way?
Slum Goddess from the Lower East Side
Slum Goddess, I'm gonna make her my bride!