[Verse 1]
My woman used to serve me party liquor in bed
It was a nice way to greet the day - with a clear head
But she hauled ass and now I missed my morning drank
No coffee, tea or milk for me. Ugh, no thank ya
No bacon, eggs, and toast please, don't go there
There's a goblin in my head and he's a pushing out my hair
If my hands won't a shaking, I'd grab my .45
And shoot that mockingbird that's raising hell outside
And shoot the wall
And shoot the door
And shoot that poky-dotted dragon that's a laying on the floor
I know what it is, I've seen it before

[Chorus]
It's Alkyhol withdrawal
It's Alkyhol withdrawal
It's Alkyhol withdrawal
It's Alkyhol withdrawal
But don't worry, I'm okay

[Verse 2]
The preacher stopped by and he offered to pray
I said, 'get me to the liquor store or get the hell away'
Then I said 'excuse me, preacher, whilst I fetched my kitchen broom.'
I'm gonna beat that rattlesnake that just crawled into the room
And when he's dead, I'm gonna back to bed
I'm gonna tie me a belt around my throbbing head
I got a hangover preacher and it's a thoroughbred
[Chorus]
It's Alkyhol withdrawal
It's Alkyhol withdrawal
It's Alkyhol withdrawal
It's Alkyhol withdrawal
But don't worry, I'm okay

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I'm an hallucinogenizing artist, I paint all kinds of things
I painted the monkey in the bathroom and he's wearing dungarees

[Instrumental]

[Verse 3]
Well who the hell are you and what am I doing here
I hope that slowing dripping liquid from that bag is everclear
You the ugliest nurse I've ever seen in my life
I bet ten American dollars you aren't no-damn-body's wife
Unhooked this mess, I'm getting dressed
I don't need no glucose tolerance test
A half a gallon of hooch is all I request

[Chorus]
It's Alkyhol withdrawal
It's Alkyhol withdrawal
It's Alkyhol withdrawal
It's Alkyhol withdrawal
But don't worry, I'm okay