One, two, three
She's a real left-winger
Cause she been down south
And held peasants in her arms
She said, "I could tell you stories that could make you cry"
"What about you?"
I said, "Me too!"
"I could tell you a story that can make you cry"
And she sighed, "Ah..."

I said, "I wanna be a singer like Lou Reed"
"I like Lou Reed," she said
Sticking her tongue in my ear
"Let's go, let's sit, let's talk"
"Politics go so good with beer"
"And while we're at it baby
Why don't you tell me one of your biggest fear?"

I said, "Losing my penis to a whore with disease"
"Just kidding," I said
"Losing my life to a whore with disease"
She said, "Excuse me, please?"
I said, "Losing my life to a whore with disease"
I said, "Please..."
"I'm a humble guy with healthy desire"
"Don't give me no shit, because..."
I've been tired
I've been tired
I've been tired
I've been tired
I've been tired
I've been tired

I tell a tale of a girl
I call her a woman
She's a little bit older than me
Strong legs, strong face, voice like milk
Breasts like a cluster of grapes
I can't escape her ways
She raised me
She'll make you feel like Solomon
Beware your babies even if you have no one

[sings guitar sounds]
And while we're at it, baby
Why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?
[sings guitar sounds]
You don't want to sleep after setting my loins on fire
That's OK, because...

I've been tired
I've been tired
I've been tired
I've been tired
I've been tired
I've been tired
I've been tired
I've been tired
I've been tired
I've been tired
Really tired
Really tired
T-I-R-E-D spells it