Gary and the Princess
Fighting side by side
Battling the darkness
All through the night

She was born in Burbank
He came from New York
The princess rescued Gary
When she fell down from the stars

Short, dark and handsome
Gary hold on tight
Gary found the princess
Now it’s gonna be alright

Gary and the princess
Walking down the street
She’s whacked out on something
And he’s on his leash

See them on the red carpet
And behind the velvet rope
The princess whispers to Gary
“You’re my only hope”

Short, dark and handsome
Gary hold on tight
Gary found the princess
Now it’s gonna be alright
It’s gonna be alright
It’s gonna be alright
Gary and the Princess
Soaring through the sky
Until one night her highness
Well she flew too high
Yeah she flew too high
Oh she flew too high

Oh!!!

Send us a postcard
Tell us you’re okay
Now you walk in starlight
So far, far away

Short, dark and handsome
Gary hold on tight
Gary found the princess
Now it’s gonna be alright
It’s gonna be alright
It’s gonna be alright