Nerf Herder
Van Halen
I bought Van Halen 1
It was the best damn record I ever owned
TG&Y, 1978

Two hand tapping guitar technique
Really got me off
Eruption yeah
Ain't talkin' bout' love
I'm on fire

Tomorrow may come
Tomorrow may never come again
Can't you hear Jamie cryin'
She's runnin' with the devil
Oh lord, oh lord

I bought Women and Children First, Fair Warning
And Van Halen 2
Danced the night away

1984, my favorite record yeah, I wore it down
Might as well jump. Might as well jump

Tomorrow may come
Tomorrow may never come again
Can't you hear Jamie cryin'
She's runnin' with the devil
Oh lord, oh lord
Is this what you wanted?
Sammy Hagar. Sammy Hagar
Is this what you wanted, man?
Dave lost his hair-line, but you lost your cool, buddy
Can't drive fifty-five
I'll never buy your lousy records again
Again, again, never again, never again, never again
Never again, never again, never again, never again
Never again, never again, never again, never again
Never again, never again. NO NO NO!!

Tomorrow may come
Tomorrow may never come again
Can't you hear Jamie cryin'
She's runnin' with the devil
Oh lord, oh lord

Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, might as well jump
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, might as well jump