[Verse 1]
Mend up your stocking hole
'Cause this lump ain't made of coal
I've got a boner for Christmas
Cranberry sauce, ice cream and muffins
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
I've got a boner for Christmas

[Chorus]
Singing joy to the world
To each and every girl
To all of of you girls, oh oh you

Ohh yeah

[Verse 2]
Hang up your Christmas stocking
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for Christmas
All year, you've been in a rut
This time, let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas

[Chorus]
Singing joy to the world
To each and every girl
To all of of you girls, oh oh
I've got a boner
Oh oh oh
For Christmas