Jay Swingler
The Badman Song 2
[Verse 1: Romell]
Roll up to Tesco in Jaydee's ST
Mashing it with TGF like one, two, three
Ha, you get me?
Basket's full of ham
I've got this shit like Spam
Walking up to Dorset and I'm like 'Caravan'
This shit is getting real, Teletubbies real
I've got this shit for real

[Verse 2: Jay]
I can 360 on a BMX
I had sex on a beach
And then told my ex
That I am a leach
Goodbye

[Verse 3: Romell]
Yo, this ST's so sexy
I'll put my dick in the ignition
Fuck this precision
I'm gonna fuck it like Christian
Yo man's about to get hetty
With this bitch called Netty
Come to me
Real talk, get retro
Na bitch, I ain't from Netto
Yo, tell 'em, tell 'em

[Verse 4: Jay]
He ain't from Netto, he's from Asda
Because my mum, she bought a Mazda
The car was shit
So then I had sex with a little girl and her vagina split
Yo, you tell him Jay, tell him one more time
I'm fucking Macklemore, Macklemore

[Verse 5: Romell]
He said Macklemore like Thrift Shop
Hold up, that ain't no gift shop
Where's my armbands?
Yo, shit is getting mad
When I fuck up that bitch, she's like...she's never had
One more three, one, two, three and I got CD
I'm over here one time
You can't spit with me, I'm four grime
Like ham
Bitches want me but I'm like 'Nan'
I'm a fan, I'm a true fan of EastEnders
Oh, camera's back on me
And I'm like 'Yo, shit is uhm, for free'
When I'm at Tesco, I'm like 'You man
Where'd that bitch go?'
And then you bought a kebab
[Verse 5: Romell]
Yo, yo, yo, yo
If you take my cooking like a book, I'll hit you in the face
Take care later, make you leave ya like you're Drake

[Verse 6: Romell]
Susan Boyle's toe
Hairy toe flow
I've got this shit for real and I'm gonna go for your low-blow
In the balls with a sack
No bitch, I ain't got no rack
Racks on racks on racks
Your titty's getting fat

[Verse 7: Jay]
Okay, before I start
Let me itch my moustache
I went to the bank and drawed my cash
I went back home and killed the dog
Then I went on COD and killed a warthog
Yo, the end man, I've got nothing else to say

[Verse 8: Romell]
I'm rolling around with Sonic on my chest
Like Superman, with no vest
Traffic lights and Xbox
Lampposts and Beyonce
Yo I've got that white ass, skinny ass bitch out here
Man, I'm gonna kick him in his ass, call that a rear
Oh god, you don't wanna talk to me when I'm mad
Because I'll leave you and your bitch at Tesco like you are sad
Tesco's is over there, Tesco's is over there
[Outro: Romell]
This was TGF
TGF Produktions with a K
We still can't spell
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Man's cage fighter, get out my face