[Chorus]
I love you, you big dummy, uh
I love you, you big dummy, uh
And love has nobody, and nobody has love
So, I love you, you big dummy, uh
Yes, I love you, you big dummy

[Verse 1]
You think I'm a lame duck
Well, I don't give a blue fuck
So you're livin' like crazy
Trying to be lazy

[Refrain]
I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy

[Verse 2]
I'm so pretty while I slouch
Throwin' [?] and crouch
Your guns treat me so
And [?]
Well, just keep me 'round
[?] sonic boom

[Outro]
I love you, you big dummy
I love you, you big dummy
I love you, you big dummy
I love you, you big dummy
I love you, you big dummy
I love you, you big dummy
I love you, you big dummy
I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy, ow