[Verse One: Lockness Monster]
They like Lockness Monster man who that n***a?!
I'm the hot sixteen spittin new ass n***a
Hundred percent hip hop and i'm the truth ass n***a
And I go harder in the booth better than you ass n***a
Rap game fucked up a bunch of coon ass n***as
Dunkin Penderhughes I wanna be cool ass n***as
Tried to rhyme most days fam I boo at n***as
Then George Bush a motherfucker throw my shoe at n***as
Sick of these lames I ain't got nothin to do ass n***as
What's up dog? Awww man ain't nothin new ass n***as
Dirty Timberland wahsed up dirty durag n***as
Strawberry Shortcake bunch of fruit ass n***as
Awww man can I do a song with you ass n***as?
Naw fam go find somethin else to do ass n***a
You old Wesley Snipes To Wong Foo ass n***a
Fake gangsta talkin 'bout who you 'gon shoot at n***a
You ain't built like that fam we knew that n***a
You Shaquille O'Neal can't shoot ass n***a
I just started rappin straight up out the blue ass n***a
And started a record label in the crew ass n***a
Dumb ass retarded I ain't got a clue ass n***a
Awww fam you talkin to me? YEAH YOU ASS N***A!
Sweet honey y'all, Winnie The Pooh ass n***as
Floatin up shit's creek in the canoe ass n***a
Pork sausage eatin old swine flu ass n***as
Copycat monkey see, monkey do ass n***as
Bitin styles like I want to do it too ass n***as
And I want to do it just like you ass n***as
Always talkin 'bout your beef tofu ass n***as
Quick to fall for a chick Pepe Lepeu ass n***as
You a Facebook gangsta Youtube ass n***a
It ain't my fault you can't emcee that's too bad n***a
[Outro: Lockness Monster]
This sound like some mu'fuckin...ten o'clock, Nick At Nite
Mu'fuckin Mash type shit, buy the blunt, then bottle of Hennessy
Get a ex pill that's if you pop ex I don't fuck with that shit
Get you some diezel or lemonade, you know what I'm sayin?!
Fuckin watchin, I Love Lucy and shit!
N***as thinkin that I talk about some soft shit on this shit
But just had to, go in on you n***as real quick
In this bitch with Joe Blow and E-Low
Mu'fuckin studio god dammit! It's Lockness Monster mu'fucker!!!
Chicago southside!!! You go to sleep to this shit
You know what I'm sayin it's that mellow shit, don't crash your whip mu'fucker!
Blind ass n***a you smoke too much n***a...HA HA HA HA!!!
YEAH! I'm out of this mu'fucker man!!! Nice and easy!!!