Ugly Bastard
Gawr Gura
[Intro]
Woo
We got a surfer thing going on..
This one goes out to Gawr Gura and all the other Hololive cuties
YEAH!

[Verse 1]
Wanna see you get lewd, see you get n***
Be a cuddy buddy in a way that's crude
They say "UB, why you simpin' dude?"
That's how you mind-break and get the shark food
Just wanna make a song that you love
Wanna invade and ride your sub
Haachama-Chama can get on this love
So (that) you both can Rub a Dub

[Chorus]
Wanna be your ugly chum buddy
When I tune up in them streams
I been thinking "I want that shark loli, yeah"
Yeah, she is the loli of my dreams
Look at her, it makes me cream
Her cute as heck face
Please chomp on my PP
I just want these V-Tubers to know
Ugly Bastard finna lewd all of you!

Please artists make Doujinshi
Preferably with me and Gawr Gura smashing
Wanna make you feel kimochi and surf in them undies
Nice wet shark panties, Beach Boys ain't got shit on me!
You can't protect her forever, so just let me lewd her:
It's for the better!

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, V-Tubers are the future:
Like femboy hooters!

[Verse 2]
Wanna lick on Haachama's toes
You already fucking knows if she says to hand all mine over:
Then you know that I fucking will!
She might say "they're kind of gross', but like her cooking
I'm kind of engrossed
Want her and Gawr Gura to lick on each other's toes, yeah
I got so many flows, yeah
Gonna make me blow, yeah
All these V-Tubers on my screen make me wanna be 2D
Yeah! I wish that I was, because life right now is big butt, yeah!
{Bridge]
Cutest shark, do doo do doo do doo
I don't give a hoo-o-oo-o-oot
Gawr is so cu-u-u-u-ute
Favorite color's blue -u-u-u-u
Makes me go uwu uwu uwu
Only if you knew, uwu uwu
I miss Hentai Dude uwu uwu
Kizuna started this move, uwu uwu-ve
Now, we got Gawr Gura
I want her to lewd-a

[Chorus]
Wanna be your ugly chum buddy
When I tune up in them streams
I been thinking "I want that shark loli, yeah"
Yeah, she is the loli of my dreams
Look at her, it makes me cream
Her cute as heck face
Please chomp on my PP
I just want these V-Tubers to know
Ugly Bastard finna lewd all of you!

Please artists make Doujinshi
Preferably with me and Gawr Gura smashing
Wanna make you feel kimochi and surf in them undies
Nice wet shark panties, Beach Boys ain't got shit on me!
You can't protect her forever, so just let me lewd her:
And make her wetter than the Pacific ocean