Caroline Konstnar
The STD Song
[Verse 1]
When you're hanging with a girl and she's looking nice
You think you'll wanna smooch her face but what is the price?
AIDS, herpes, gonorrhea, scabies and crabs
Think you want them down your pants? No, you raging f*g

[Verse 2]
Now this shit has really hit and I feel like James Dean
But don't let that distract from all these violent STDs
HPV, HIV, spooky vaginosis
Sinning with your naked bod is evil and atrocious

[Verse 3]
Time is a construct we all follow
Nothing is real, no one is here
We all die, why do we cry?
I once f***ed a man
I can't feel my hands
I can't — I can't feel my hands!
Please!

[Outro]
AIDS, herpes, gonorrhea, scabies and crabs
Think you want them down your pants? No, you raging f*g
HPV, HIV, spooky vaginosis
Sinning with your naked bod is evil and atrocious