The results are in
You're not impressing anyone
Just listen to what you're saying
Try to remember it's not always about you
Realize that in the long run your accomplishments are trivial

Won't you feel stupid then?

I'm tired of listening to you embarrass yourself
Please, do yourself a favor: Step off of your high horse
Climb down from your pedestal, and deflate your big head

Arrogance has never been an attractive trait
And you, my friend, have little reason to be proud