[Professor Elemental]
"Trousers! Set coordinates to lock on to Geoffrey!
Code 3-1-9
Password: G-I-D-D-A-U-N-T
Set chronal pockets and launch hence!"

[Trousers]
"Coordinates set, Professor. And might I say, it's a pleasure  to have you wearing me."

[Professor Elemental]
"yes"

Have you seen my ape?
You see, he's my mate!
He's a lost primate
Need him to make tea and to clean my plate

Companion and Butler
Practically brothers
Siamese double actors attached to each other
He took my trousers an album ago
He knows he's not allowed, so how did he go?
And when has he gone to, how can I find him?
I need a machine with perfect timing
(?) for my Prototype
And then disappear that's my showman's sight

[Trousers]
"Warning: Trousers malfunction! Warning: Trouser Malfunction. Reseting Time Period to 1989-1994-1643-9999999-"

[Professor Elemental]
Switch on devices and take a breath
Come take a look at my time travel trousers
Don't rest 'till Geoffrey's safe in bed
Come take a look at my Time Travel Trousers
Professor Elemental on an epic quest
Come take a look at my Time Travel Trousers
Lost in Time, I might make a mess
Come take a look at my Time Travel Trousers

(?) we have a problem
My chrono pockets are wet and soggy
Lots of important dials are cracked
The clock's running backwards
...