[Intro: Announcer]
From Television City in Hollywood
The Judy Garland Show

[Verse: Judy Garland]
We have a very exciting show planned for you tonight, I
We've got marvelous people
We've got Barbra Streisand, I think she's nice
And she has such poise and she's got such elegance
It's a joy to have her on my show

[Chorus: Barbra Streisand & Judy Garland]
Judy, it's great to be with you
Be my guest, be my guest
You know, I've, uh, been a fan of yours since I was two
Be my guest, be my guest
Well, if I really am your guest
I have a small rеquest
Anything you want to do
Anything?
Anything
Can I replace you?
Bе my guest, be my guest

[Outro: Ethel Merman, Barbra Streisand & Judy Garland]
I'm so surprised to see you
You look marvelous
I feel pretty good
I was—
You know me, say hello
How about that?
Now, I was across, I'm across the hall here
I was taping a, a Red Skelton show
And uh, gee
You belting?
I was belting?
I heard you two belting
I heard the noise and that's why I came in here
I just came in to say hello
Oh, you're modest (That's all)
And how about this Barbra?
Yeah, isn't this great?
The new belter
What's the next thing now after this?
The next big thing that you're gonna do?
It's called Funny Girl (Oh)
It's about Fanny Brice, you know, based on
Wonderful (And Nicky Arnstein)
Do you have a good composer?
Jule Styne
Ah! Jule Styne (And Bob Merrill)
He wrote Gypsy
Oh my goodness, you couldn't have—
Oh, you're in good hands, girl