Walking down the street on a foggy night
I saw a young girl standing under a light
Her face was pale and her skirt was tight
Had a five dollar bill, I felt alright

If I had my car, I would go for a drive
I had no car, yet I had my five
I walked over to her, I said-a "What's your name?"
"My name's Mary Jane, I live down the lane"
Oh no

I looked down the lane, at the end I could see
A room full of clowns looking back at me
A line of executives formed to the right
And if I'd stayed, I would have stood all night

She opened up the door and said, "Go on in"
I walked in first, and I pulled down the shades
She said, "Take it easy, don't be afraid
You got nothing to say, you're at a penny arcade"