[Intro: Danny Graft]
I love birds, birds, birds, birds, birds all over the floor
Yeah and you Lucio

[Verse 1: Danny Graft]
Loud little mug see me at the pub weekly
Imma get the girls on my James for the Beattie
Imma get 'em on my bait boat for the wave gang
I get her back spray her like spray tan
Hold tight sweet boy I see ya be easy
I'm on another level no effort getting freaky
And you can't tell my man about nights out
Suttin like a [?] smokin' my snout
Ain't got one then Imma chore some
You know the score son South is my district
Out with the louts big Dutch up to mischief
I told you we don't count think about it then you missed it
And catch me lagging on the floor
Bragging to a whore about The Manor on a tour
Playing in the party man I'm lucky like [?]
Girls know the score one on one I'm gonna draw

[Chorus: Jonny Dutch]
Miss thing are you a believer
Do you believe in the charm of a geezer
I wanna meet ya I wanna feature
'Cos you're the one that I want right now
Miss thing are you a believer
Do you believe in the charm of a geezer
I wanna meet ya I wanna feature
'Cos you're the one that I want right now

[Verse 2: Scotty Stacks]
Wear my jeans tight but I'm straight as a ruler
Super, man she wants to then I'll two's up
Wednesday night films and [?] in the boozer
Have a little toot don't beat up a loser
Dinner in Zuma, pum-pum abuser
African batty on the yatty from Cuba
Breasts was a myth and the face was a rumour
Scope the target Imma pull out my shooter
That's how I move her but no shells left in my Ruger
Babe I can't bang but I'll spoon ya
I'll even plate ya, I wanna date ya
Heart break up make you work with my paper
And now I'm all up in your melon like a straightener
And you're all up in my pocket like a bag of sand
Telling me to order bottles from the waiter
But are you trying to bag a Louis bag or bag a man
[Chorus: Jonny Dutch]
Miss thing are you a believer
Do you believe in the charm of a geezer
I wanna meet ya I wanna feature
'Cos you're the one that I want right now
Miss thing are you a believer
Do you believe in the charm of a geezer
I wanna meet ya I wanna feature
'Cos you're the one that I want right now

[Verse 3: Catch'em]
Ay yo darling what's your life like
All the guys wanna talk tell 'em bye bye
You wanna sip Mai-Thais through the nightlife
I know you're down, up top babe high five
Ay yo my size, I'm just playing
It's a joke, I'm a nice guy, baby you like five-five
And I like that, you say your time's packed
But we can make time Facetime Wi-Fi
Oi let me get the next round
Shit it's only ten pound babe got the melon round
Fuck I gotta tell her now, maybe you should head home
Wine and Nintendo fuck a friendzone, touchdown
End zone, hey babe I got the romance
The type with no pants, just wine and slow jams
Give time like no man's ever given ya
Another feelin' ya' let her know from the go I'm digging her
[Chorus: Jonny Dutch]
Miss thing are you a believer
Do you believe in the charm of a geezer
I wanna meet ya I wanna feature
'Cos you're the one that I want right now
Miss thing are you a believer
Do you believe in the charm of a geezer
I wanna meet ya I wanna feature
'Cos you're the one that I want right now

[Verse 4: Jonny Dutch]
Rare grooves on at eighties night
She was looking slick I was on a beta vibe
Once I've had a drink, I don't really take my time
And if I see her pass more time I just play it lines
You were in your zone I was out my manor
I'd been talking to an Arab doorman about Allah
Had to cut him short when I saw you 'cos I thought
Every other man would try and stick it on your platter
House red wine for Ms I ain't got time
To be talking to these fellas when I'm on a girls night
Told her I ain't really either kinda need a breather
Have it if you want it or I'll drink it after mine
Smiles all round like free fairground
Need a spare three pound for a cab fare now
Sod's law or a trip from the law
'Cos not one of these pricks wanna give a man a score