Saturday Night Live
Hobby Song
[Intro]
[Melissa Villaseñor]
(In 30 Rockefeller Plaza, enters Emma Stone's dressing room)
Hey, Emma (Emma stares at Melissa for a second). Welcome back

[Emma Stone]
Hey, Melissa, it’s good to see you. How've you been?

[Melissa]
Frickin' great. I’m so happy

[Emma]
That's great. I mean, last time I was here, it was your first season, right?

[Melissa]
Yep. And I've grown so much since then. Especially in the self-love/confidence department

[Emma]
Hmm. Well that's cool. I'll see ya--

[Melissa]
I just had to look at myself and say, "Hey, you're cool, Meliss. Let yourself rejoice in who you are". And you know what? I found a lot of piece through my hobbies

[Emma]
That's neat
[Melissa]
Hey, you want to hear about them?

[Emma]
I mean I have to learn all this stuff --

[Melissa]
Great. I'm going to rap. (Emma looks at Melissa with slight confusion)

(Beat starts up)

Yo! This goes out to all the hobby enthusiasts!

[Verse 1: Melissa Villaseñor]
When I’m not at work, what do I do? I do "Sexy Melissa Things" that I’m into, they're called hobbies (I’m talkin' hobbies) (Yeah)
Creative artsy type, that's me alright
L-l-late at night drawing with my Pixar light
Gotta get the shading on my face just right
I'm doing a self-portrait in charcoal, y’all, it's crazy!
(singing)
These are my hobbies (Hobbies)
These are my hobbies
(rapping)
I like biking, hiking, smelling my books
I like drawing, painting, cooking for one
I like sewing, knitting, smelling my books
I napping, waking up, and talking like Gandalf
[Break]
[Emma]
Wait, hold on. Gandalf?

[Melissa]
Mmm-hmm. I wake up and go, (yawning), (impersonates Gandalf), "That was a good nap."

[Emma]
Awesome. And you smell your books?

[Melissa]
Oh, yeah, you gotta smell books

[Emma]
I'm sorry to do this, but I really have to get going

[Melissa]
Oh. I'm almost done, though

[Emma]
Ok

[Verse 2: Melissa]
I just ordered some sick binoculars
So I could bird watch and study these big ol' birds
Jealous? J-J-J-J-J-Jealous? (Yeah, you're jealous!)
I like screaming, singing, working on my posture, notebooks, planners, Hugging my Backpack, I like silence karate
Get away from my backpack!
Everyone wants my art supplies that are inside my backpack, get your own!
[Break]
(Voice)
We need Emma on set. Emma Stone to the set, please

(Emma)
Oh, shoot. They need me on set, so annoying

(Melissa)
Yeah, no, that's annoying. Almost as annoying as when someone interrupts you when you're rapping about your hobbies

(Emma)
I don't think I've interrupted-

(Melissa)
Twice. You've interrupted twice. Emma Stone? More like, I'm a stone, because stones don't have feelings. And that's you

(Emma)
I am NOT a stone. The truth is, I do have a hobby. I was just embarrassed...

(Melissa)
Never be embarrassed of your hobby. It's a part of you

(Emma)
I'm going to rap now

[Verse 3: Emma Stone (and Melissa Villaseñor)]
I've got a tiny town
Full of figurines
I've been carvin' them since I was 15 (Yes!)
It's called Emmaville, and I'm the queen
It's the cutest little town you've ever (Okay!)
There's Barry the Mailman, and Peter the Jester (Oh!)
And the town gossip, who's name is Chester
A cheeky little goof who's full of secrets (Yeah!)
A whole lot more that I'll tell you all about!

(Glass breaks)
[Break]

(Melissa)
Oh. (Imitating stage director) Melissa to set, please. Oh, you heard him. I gotta go!

(Emma)
Well, hey, maybe we could see -- and she's gone

(In song: Both)
These are our hobbies!