The Ultimate Destroyer
Three Star Fitbit
[Intro]
Wish I could rate it higher
But it doesn't deserve to be

[Verse 1]
When I first got it I called it one of my greatest gifts
Now I don't think the same
Wouldn't call it lame but it's now disappointing
The fitness part used to work just fine
But now I feel like it destroyed its uplifting charm
First expensive product I wouldn't go look at again in a store
I know it never meant to cause my mind any harm
But I expected more
If it doesn't have the fitness part then why get it
It's supposed to help me out with that
Make things a bit easier to get done
That's why I got that device

[Chorus]
Not the greatest gift in the world
But I still like it
Would know what it is with a blindfold on
I'd say it's a three out of five stars Fitbit
Definitely fits but misses the working fitness part
Noticeably has the built in smartwatch
That works but that's only half of the parts I wanted
It would be a miracle if that was fixed in a patch

[Post Chorus]
Three stars
That's all I give

[Verse 2]
It's not all that bad
I still have the smartwatch part
The only part I've had
It's got the timer I can start whenever
With a glance I'll know the time
It has them cool customizable numbers that nicely combine
I really enjoy the look of mine
Never got bored of that design
It also has an alarm clock
I prefer my phone for waking up though
If I want weather I can connect my phone when I unlock it
Just as long as I got that WIFI signal
[Chorus]
Not the greatest gift in the world
But I still like it
Would know what it is with a blindfold on
I'd say it's a three out of five stars Fitbit
Definitely fits but misses the working fitness part
Noticeably has the built in smartwatch
That works but that's only half of the parts I wanted
It would be a miracle if that was fixed in a patch

[Post Chorus]
Three stars
That's all I give

[Bridge]
I still take it anywhere no matter what
Mainly to check the time
I always want it to be fixed
Still is helpful with only half of it
Gets cozy around my arm
Has that smooth feel that everyone would like
Even has water resistance
I tested it myself
So why not take it

[Chorus]
Not the greatest gift in the world
But I still like it
Would know what it is with a blindfold on
I'd say it's a three out of five stars Fitbit
Definitely fits but misses the working fitness part
Noticeably has the built in smartwatch
That works but that's only half of the parts I wanted
It would be a miracle if that was fixed in a patch
[Outro]
I don't think it's getting fixed