[Verse 1]
She sang the best she'd ever sang
She couldn't ever sing any better
But Mister Davidson never rang
She knew he would forget her

[Chorus]
She'd seen him there
And put herself to ransom
He had stared
He really was quite handsome

[Verse 2]
She had really looked her best
She couldn't ever look any better
But she knew she'd failed the test
She knew he would forget her

[Bridge]
(Triumphant!) Was the way she felt
As she acknowledged the applause
(Triumphant!) Was the way she'd felt
When she saw him at the dressing room door

[Verse 3]
She was happier than she'd ever been
As he praised her for her grace
But his expression changed, she had seen
As he leant to kiss her face
[Chorus]
It ended there
He claimed a late appointment
She quickly turned
To hide her disappointment

[Verse 4]
She ripped her glittering gown
Couldn't face another show, no
Her deodorant had let her down
She should have used Odorono

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