I fought the war
I fought the war
I fought the war, but the war won't stop for the love of God
I fought the war
I fought the war, but the war won't stop for the love of God
I fought the war
I fought the war, but the war won't stop for the love of God
I fought the war
I fought the war, but the war won't stop for the love of God
I fought the war
I fought the war, but the war won't stop for the love of God
I fought the war
I fought the war, but the war won

Monster hospital, can you please release me?
I've been-
You hold my hands down, I've been bad
I've been-
You hold my arms down, I've been bad
I've been bad, I've been bad!

I fought the war
I fought the war
I fought the war, but the war won
I fought the war
I fought the war
I fought the war, but the war won't stop for the love of God
I fought the war
I fought the war, but the war won't stop for the love of God
I fought the war
I fought the war, but the war won
Monster hospital, can you please release me?
I've been-
You hold my hands down, I've been bad
I've been-
You hold my arms down, I've been bad
I've been bad, I've been bad!

I fought the war
I fought the war
I fought the war, but the war won't stop for the love of God
I fought the war
I fought the war, but the war won
I fought the war
I fought the war
I fought the war, but the war won't stop for the love of God
I fought the war
I fought the war, but the war won't stop!

[Outro]
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!