[Verse 1: Spongebob]
I'm Ready!
Promotion!
'Cause I'm a goofy goober
You're a party pooper
Your whole life's a blooper
The chimichanga's manure
Spell his name!!
D-E-A-D-P-O-O-P
D-E-A-D-P-O-O (DaAaAaAaAa) P
Look at you, a wanna-be hero
Mermaid Man will make you disappear yo
You're gonna be defeated like Man Ray
I'll take your food and beat it like pancakes
It looks like you had a sleepover
You're the weakest one in red rover
I'm gonna make ya cry like a baby
You can't mess with me and my posse

With the Beat!

I'm a goofy goober!

[Verse 2: Deadpool]
Is that rotten cheese in the trash?
Oh wait a minute, its Spongeboob
Don't forget to wipe my – "Hey!"
Sorry dude, that's what Sponges do
I know kids watch your show …
But here's something they don't know
Sponges poop out of their holes
And they eat the same place where the poop goes, eh
(He's the coolest Mercenary)
(Uh huh, woo!)
So you better run home to your Mom and cry
(Sing it girls, come on!)
He's the coolest Mercenary
(That's what your Mom said …)
So you better run home to your Mom and cry
(Check it)
What it'll be like to be Spongeboob
Pretending to be nice and pees on ya food
A little bit of fish and a little bit in the buns
Is how you make the Krappy Patty formula fun
Baking people patties and keeping it on the level, and he's
Making people mad when he blowin his little bubbles, and he's
Breaking People's Back when he bringing the town to rubble
So to be Spongeboob ain't nothin but trouble
Is that rotten cheese in the trash
Oh wait a minute, its Spongeboob
Don't forget to wipe my "Hey"
Sorry dude, that's what Sponges do
I know kids watch your show
But here's something they don't know
Sponges poop out of their holes
And they eat the same place where the poop goes
He's the coolest Mercenary
So you better run home to your Mom and cry
(Come on!)
He's the coolest Mercenary
So you better run home to your Mom and cry
(Spongeboob!)