Alright, sorry we're late!
Now here we are, for one night only
Live, on stage, at the Benio!

JAMs have a party!
JAMs have a party!
JAMs have a party!
JAMs have a party!

All we need is a beat box
For people who only need a beat
You might want to hear some scratching
Just to hear a DJ scratch
Gotta have some house
So let the master play his tune
(Yeah - listen to me)

Who's that playing trumpet? Did you let him in?

Mu mu! (Build a fire!)
Mu mu! (Stoke it good!)
Mu mu! (Throw them on!)
Mu mu! (Then watch the bastards burn!)

JAMs have a party!
JAMs have a party!
JAMs have a party!
JAMs have a party!
(Yeah - listen to me)
Burn the bastards!
Alright then, take me to the bells!
Just take me to the bells!
I want to hear the bells!

Mu mu! (Five to twelve!)
Mu mu! (Amost gone)
Mu mu! (1987)
Mu mu! (What the fuck have we done?)

(Shamone - get on me - alright - who's bad?)

JAMs have a party!
JAMs have a party!
JAMs have a party!
JAMs have a party!

OK let's groove!

JAMs have a party!
JAMs have a party! (Up with your feet!)
JAMs have a party!
JAMs have a party! (Burn the bastards!)

Shut up! It's that time again, right?
Make your New Year's resolutions now - go!
And a very Happy New Year from BBC1
(Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind...)

Hey Rockman, this party's crap!
D'you know any others? Yeah?
Well let's get there before the booze runs out and the ****s have gone!

Ha, that's what they thought, until I come along and put them straight
Me? I'm Ford Timelord, and the only party worth going to
Is the one you have to celebrate your own number one hit single
'Course, I had to arrange a few things first, like this: