Two Door Cinema Club
What You Crank
[Intro (Soulja Boy)]
You!
Soulja Boy tell 'em
(Ahhh!)

[Chorus (Soulja Boy)]
Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy then Superman that hoe
Now watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Now watch me (you!) crank dat Soulja Boy
Now watch me (you!) crank dat Soulja Boy
Now watch me (you!) crank dat Soul-
Now what?

[Spoken]
What?
Fuck you, I gotta go

[Intermission (David Attenborough)]
Time to get fucking lit, fam

Bridge [(Gorillaz, Eminem, Blur)]
Look, I was gonna go easy on you (Sha,sha pah dah, sha pah dah, feel good.)
As not to hurt your feelings, but I'm only going (Sha,sha pah dah, sha pah dah, feel good.)
To get this one chance (Sha,sha pah dah, sha pah dah, feel good.)
(Sha,sha pah dah, sha pah dah, feel good.) (Woo-hoo!)

[Chorus(Eminem, Blur)]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girls to take off their
Underpants (Woo-hoo!)
I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance (Woo-hoo!)
My salsa, ho-ho, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa (Woo-hoo!)
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa

[Verse 1 (Eminem, Oasis)]
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dancе and take off their underpants (Today is gonna bе the day that they're gonna throw it back to you)
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants, my salsa (By now, you should've somehow realised what you're gonna do)
Ho-ho, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa (I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now)
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa

[Pre-Chorus(Oasis, Abandoned Pools)]
Because maybe (Way way back in the 1980s)
You're gonna be the one that saves me (Secret government employees)
And after all (Dug up famous guys and ladies)
You're my wonderwall (And made amusing genetic copies)

[Chorus(Blur, Eminem, The Killers, XXXTENTACION)]
(Woo-hoo!)
Jealousy (Uh summa lumma dumma lumma you assumin' I'm a human, What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?)
Turning saints into the sea (Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you) (Woo-hoo!)
Swimming through sick lullabies (Devastating, more than ever demonstrating how to give a motherfucking audience a feeling like it's levitating) (Woo-hoo!)
Choking on your alibis (Never fading, and you know the haters are forever waiting for the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating)
But it's just the price I pay ('Cause I know the way to get em motivated, I make elevating music, you make elevator music) (Woo-hoo!)
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eye (Who am I, someone that's afraid to let go. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, suicide if you ever try to let go) (Woo-hoo!)
'Cause I'm Mr Brightside(I'm sad I know, yeah. I'm sad I know, yeah)