[Verse 1]
This isn't math, it’s a paragraph
It's a pot of gold in a garbage can
Should've seen the signs at Christmastime
When the mistletoe didn’t make you want to make out

[Pre-Chorus]
Honey, here is the fuckin' truth
You'd rather be with her, and
I'd rather be with you
Oh, baby, this is the end of times
You want to call it off, and
I wanna call you mine

[Chorus]
You are my ice cream
You make my brain freeze
You are my ice cream
You make my brain freeze

[Verse 2]
This isn't nice, it's a bath of ice
It's an open book with no words in sight
I was so naive, I was so deceived
When I found out that adults are very confused
[Pre-Chorus]
Honey, here is the fuckin' truth
You’d rather be with her, and
I’d rather be with you
Oh, baby, this is the end of times
You want to call it off, and
I want to call you mine

[Chorus]
You are my ice cream
You make my brain freeze
You are my ice cream
You make my brain freeze

[Bridge]
If I let you go, I know you'll go, so I’ll hold tightly
Lost my self-control one year ago, I feel like fighting
If I let you go, I know you'll go, so I hold tightly
Lost my self-control one year ago, I feel like fighting

[Chorus]
You are my ice cream
You make my brain freeze
You are my ice cream
You make my brain freeze
[Outro]
This isn't math, it's a paragraph
It’s a pot of gold in a garbage can
Should've seen the signs at Christmastime
When the mistletoe didn't make you want to make out