Zoan
Elaine
Elaine
My hands plays the piano
There’s some part of me
That wants you to know
It’s also pleasured myself
To the thought of us making love

Elaine
Don’t think there’s anyone sexier
Don’t mean to make
Our relationship messier
How about we meet up
And I greet you with a hug?

In a beauty contest
You’d be the undisputed queen
You’re like someone
Whose above the meta of the memes
You sexy in everything
From spanx to jeans
Pardon the tongue
Of the Goon King

Elaine
You’re probably enjoying life
You rather have fun
Than be somebody’s wife
It’s the price you pay
For such a wonderful thing as freedom
Elaine
Do you think this song is sweet
Do you stalk the pics I post
And the things I tweet
I write and publish stories
Do you happen to read them?

If you were a perfume
You’d smell like cotton candy
I’m sorry that I’m way more artsy
Moreso than handy
I’ll pick up a fifth of brandy
And an eighth of weed
Don’t say you honestly
Don’t want to spend time with me

Elaine
I’m truly not like the other guys
But I’m sure you’ve heard that line
A thousand times
So I don’t blame you
If you don’t believe me

Elaine
My stroke game is pretty good
Why live your 30s in a nice, fancy neighborhood
If regrets and shame
Is what makes it
Hard for you to fall asleep
We only got one life to live
Are you living it the way you want to
Just know if you in the mood
Anytime you want it
Know with certainty that I got you

Elaine
This song is super cheesy
You always said
“I’m like the Korean Weezy”
And if the F stands for something
It’s that I can’t forget you

Elaine
Other dudes may be more rich
But they be more prone
To call you a worthless bitch
If there’s anything to be said
Its that I’m glad that I met you

Elaine