Zoan
Kevin
Kevin
You’re the sweetest guy
There’s no one on earth that’s sweeter
Kevin
I respect the Goon Kingdom
I’m proud that you’re the kingdom’s leader

I know you want me to be your girl
I know you want to give me the world
And it’s quite an enticing offer
You’re quite the charmer
You’re quite the smooth talker
But Kevin
There’s things you don’t know
You’re oblivious to how
Certain things operate
I might have to rejеct your advances
But I’ll admit
I get excitеd at the thought of us going on a date

Kevin
You make me smile
I love that about you
Kevin
Fuck your haters
Fuck anyone that doubts you
You’re gonna change the world
Whether through a song or a story
I know
You touch yourself
To the thought of me when you get horny
I’m flattered
Honestly, it makes me blush
Kevin
I’ll admit
I do want to nurture our love
But Kevin
There’s things you don’t know
You’re oblivious to how
Certain things operate
I might have to reject your advances
But I’ll admit
I get excited at the thought of us going on a date

And if Cupid
Says, “We’re way in over our head”
And shoots our romance dead
Kevin
You can certainly bet
That I’ll have my fair share of regrets
Kevin
I love you
You’re a boy I’ll never forget
And hope that’s a worthy consolation
If I don’t end up as your girlfriend
Kevin
I’m so glad that I met you
Kevin
I’m honored that you think so highly of me
Kevin you know I want to let you
Do all the things you want to do to me
But Kevin
There’s things you don’t know
You’re oblivious to how
Certain things operate
I might have to reject your advances
But I’ll admit
I get excited at the thought of us going on a date