You want me to be gay
But I can’t be that way
Sorry, I love the pussy way too much

You don’t get it
The beauty of the divine femininity
I wrote this song
Cause I don’t mind making you my enemy
You hang out with me hoping for a chance
That if you treat me well
I might be open to your romance
I laugh, cause you’re so fucking delusional
God made Adam and Eve, not Steve as someone suitable
I don’t want to fuck Brad Pitt
I don’t want to even fuck Leonardo Dicaprio
So why the fuck would I want to fuck you bro

You getting mad though
Cause I don’t want you
To stick your dick up my asshole
You should feel like a clown
For thinking that I ever be down
Don’t even try to
Convince me to receive anal
Don’t even put me
In a position where I have to say no
I didn’t try gay shit for 27 years
Why the fuck do you think
I’ll suddenly want to be queer
You dumbfuck, homo
You dumbfuck, homo
I’ll chase lesbians till I die
Try to make these ahgasshi’s as mine
Even if it means I’ll end up having to ride solo