Value Select
Gun Violence is Never the Answer
Passerby 1: "Hey"
Passerby 2: "Fuck you"
Passerby 1: "How rude. I'm gonna shoot that man with my gun."
MC Can't Read: "Woah, easy there pal!"
Passerby 1: "No way, you're MC Can't Read!"
MC Can't Read: "That's right. I may be illiterate, but I don't need to open a book to know that gun violence isn't the answer here."
Passerby 1: "Really?"
MC Can't Read: "Yes. In truth, gun violence is never the answer, there are far more creative ways to hurt a person, without even touchin' a gun."
Song:
I rеp 3 words. No more guns
Yeah I used thеm once but now I'm done
If you wanna be smart, then listen close
There are better ways to make a man a ghost
You can choke the motherlover with your bare hands
Or stick him straight through the chest with a spare lance
Spend a sharp harpoon to his pineal gland
Or have his leg ripped off by an army of ants
You could rise to power and then start a war
To send his sons overseas so they die forlorn
Then broadcast on all the TV screens
Things that he can't afford and his wife don't need
But he'll work overtime just to buy her dream
Make him work so long that she gets lonely
Then with the lack of self esteem from the TV
She hopes to feel special by cheating
She does so reluctantly the husband won't know
But the secret's too much for one person to hold
So she lashes out, but she won't say what
Then the baby comes, and it's not our guy
But he won't find out 'till they give the kid
A 23 and me as a Christmas gift
Now his sons are dead and his teen ain't his
And his wife feels broken so he jumps off a bridge
But he won't die the motherlover survives
In fact he feels he should make the most of his life
But his legs are now broken and he can't swim
So he drowns never to be seen again

Or you can send him to space in a big balloon