[Skit]
Value Select: "That is not part of the act. You are scum! You are worthless! You are worse than worthless! And you, you... You look me in the eyes when I'm talkin' to you, boy. In the eyes... The divorce was your fault. You're the reason mom left. And you, don't even get me started with you, I will get to you when I am finished with him. I am angry! I am angry! I am a big man! I am a big man! Aaaaaaaaaagh... Crazy, the quirks we get from our parents, am I right? San Francisco, what a wonderful town! Speaking of abusive step parents, this next song is written from the perspective of a step-dad who moonlights as a battle MC. It's called the 'stepdad rap.' I hope you enjoy it."