[Intro: Value Select]
Woo!

[Verse 1: Value Select]
Yo, makin' my way through the club tonight
Two drinks in my hand, one thought on my mind
See a PYT by the E-N-Tree
She's gotta be the one to come home with me
He's the man out on attack
The ladies love him, that's a matter of fact
He brings a new one home each time
Who is gonna be his prize?

[Chorus 1: Value Select]
Won't you please come over tonight?
There's some ghosts in my motherfuckin' household
Won't you please sleep by my side?
I don't wanna be alone in my home
Come with me, girl, don't be shy
This is why I bring a lady home each night
We don't even have to have sex
Save me from these funky spirits

[Verse 2: Value Select]
Now we're at the crib and it's gettin' spooky
Lotsa ghosts, spooky, spooky
Wooden cross, salt circle, holy waters
Book o' spells, sage, someone's daughter
"If this place is haunted, why don't you leave?"
Still got a few months left on the lease
"Couldn't we have just gone back to my house?"
Ah, shit, wait, fuck
[Chorus 2: Value Select]
Won't you please come over tonight?
There's some ghosts in my motherfuckin' household
Won't you please sleep by my side?
I don't wanna be alone in my home
Come with me, girl, don't be shy
This is why I bring a lady home each night
We could even try to have sex
Ghosts just float and watch
The ghosts just float and watch
Said, the ghosts just float and watch
Said, the ghosts just float
Ghosts just float, ghosts just float and watch, woo

[Interlude: Travis Johnson & Value Select]
"Alright everybody, it's time to do the Ghost Dance. Okay? So just follow my lead. One, two, three. Now clap to your right, now clap to your left. Clap to your right, now clap to your left. Alright, lookin' good out there everybody. I think we're ready to make it extra spooky with some additional moves. You ready, follow me. One, two; one, two, three. Now clap to your right, now clap to your left. Clap to your right, a double clap to your left now! Alright, it's kinda sloppy, a second clap. They couldn't really- I dunno, ya think maybe I should though? Okay, back to basics, back to basics, follow me, okay. One, two; one, two, three. Now clap to your right, now clap to your left. Clap to your right, and now just do the one clap to the- the left. Yeah, I dunno, they- they not really into it. I dunno. It's like- I don't- maybe is it, is it me? Is it the song?"
"I don't- I think it's... it's probably them."
"Yeah?"
"One, two, three. Woo!"

[Chorus 3: Value Select]
Won't you please come over tonight?
There's some ghosts in the motherfuckin' household
Won't you please sleep by my side?
I don't wanna be alone in my home
Come with me, girl, don't be shy
This is why I bring a lady home each night
We could even try to have sex
But the ghosts just float and watch
The gho-
[Outro: Value Select]
"Hey! Hey! No! Don't! Stop! Get outta here! Get outta here! What're you doing!? What're you doing!? Stop! Stop! No! No! No! No! No!"