[Verse]
I'm the best at sex
Yes, it's true, I am
I'm the best sex man in all of the land
I fuckin' hate it
These women won't leave me alone
If I don't answer the phone
They come and break into my damn home
Sayin', "Boy, we need that dick right now"
"Get that dick on out"
"We ain't fuckin' around"
I say, "Ladies, I'm flattered"
"Step any closer, get battered"
"I ain't afraid to punch a woman"
Then they hit me with the tranq' dart

[Outro]
"Huh, Thursdays, am I right?"