[Verse 1: Aaron Calimlim]
I parked my car in two parking spaces
I don't give a frick, so get out my face, bitch
I drive a nice whip, it's a Honda Accord Sport
It's better than yours and I have a small penis

[Verse 2: Aaron Calimlim, Value Select, and Both]
Door space huge and my penis so small
Got a small little penis 'cause I'm double-parked, y'all
Why do you need all this room?
So my penis can roam!
I have a small penis, too
We're the small penis bros!