[Verse 1]
Father and daughter or boyfriend and girlfriend?
The age-old question, which will it be?
Father and daughter or boyfriend and girlfriend?
She's nineteen and he's sixty-three

[Interlude]
Gross!
Gross, gross, gross!

[Verse 2]
Who's that girl with that old man
Walking down the street real sweet
With the cane in his hand
Not for style
But for balance support (of course)
They start making out
Now we know the relationship

[Verse 3]
Father and daughter or boyfriend and girlfriend?
She's got college debt and he's got the dough
Father and daughter or boyfriend and girlfriend?
Is she hanging with Dad or selling her soul?

[Outro]
Gross!