[Verse 1]
Sweet tea to the back of the head, like a coal mine
You say that you’re alright
Now, just put your thumb on the roof of your —
Thumb on the roof of your mouth
Brain freeze but you said that you needed a cold high
So I bought us both iced teas and drank mine quick
So I could numb the sick

[Chorus]
Doctor, doctor, diagnose me
So I have something I can blame
When everything’s going against me
Doctor, doctor, please
Doctor, doctor, medicate me
My psyche might just need sedating
This self-help book ain’t educating
Doctor, doctor, please

[Verse 2]
Cold feet so you don’t ever leave
Don’t go outside
It’s ninety dеgrees in the passenger sеat
And I’m asking you please could you pass me the keys
When you got time
Nose bleed but we both know the reasoning for why
You say that you're on my side
Yeah well
I think that you're out of your mind
I think you're out of your-
[Chorus]
Doctor, doctor, diagnose me
So I have something I can blame
When everything’s going against me
Doctor, doctor, please
Doctor, doctor, medicate me
My psyche might just need sedating
This self-help book ain’t educating
Doctor, doctor, please

[Bridge]
I never knew a love like this existed
Is it a figment of my mind
I never knew a love like this
It's twisted
But I miss it every time
I never knew a love like this existed
Is it a figment a figment
I never knew a love like this
It's twisted but I miss it every time

[Chorus]
Doctor, doctor, diagnose me
So I have something I can blame
When everything’s going against me
Doctor, doctor, please
Doctor, doctor, medicate me
My psyche might just need sedating
This self-help book ain’t educating
Doctor, doctor, please
[Outro]
Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor
I need you, need you, need you, need you