MC Virgins
Bill Cosby
[Intro]
Teeheeheehee, that was gay
Lezter, can you please turn that volume down?

[Hook: MC Prophet]
Bill Cosby, bitch, Bill Cosby
Put it in her drink, now she sleep calmly
Bill Cosby, bitch, Bill Cosby
Put it in her drink, now she sleep calmly
Bill Cosby, bitch, Bill Cosby
Put it in her drink, now she sleep calmly
Bill Cosby, bitch, Bill Cosby
Put it in her drink, now, uh, yeah

[Verse 1: MC Prophet]
Sleep calmly, she sleep calmly
Takin' off her clothes, oh shit he got me
'Cause he got a penis, like bitch just flogged me
Runnin' from the dike break, light can't stop me
I'm trippin' and stumblin', look around, think I'm tumblin'
They runnin' back to the club again
When that dude do some other shit
Start to notice I'm mumblin'
What's it like to be crumblin'
Fuck her face, I look up, then I see him and this other-
Damn, oh fuck
Body can't move, I can't run
Picked me up and threw me in the damn trunk
I'm really scared my booty can't take this much, this much
I was tryna rape, now I'm gettin' ganged
Such a shame, thought it was a game
Now I'm gettin' played by the gays, all up in the gates
Somebody get hanged out of date, it is way too late
My booty get flamed, it get flamed
[Hook: MC Prophet & MC Kudge]
Bill Cosby, bitch, Bill Cosby
Put it in her drink, now she sleep calmly
Bill Cosby, bitch, Bill Cosby
Put it in her drink, now she sleep calmly
Bill Cosby, bitch, Bill Cosby
Put it in her drink, now she sleep calmly
Bill Cosby, bitch, Bill Cosby
Put it in her drink, now she sleep calmly

[Verse 2: MC Kudge]
Let me tell you 'bout when I was at the club
I was in the bathroom and this bi dude came in drunk
He looked me in the eye, said he wanted to nut in my butt
Took a sip of my drink, but he put something in my cup
Next thing you know, I woke up in a basement with a chain on like a bracelet and a mason jar adjacent
With a camera inside that watched me for his entertainment
And a voice said if I kept screaming my mouth, he'd tape it
So I stop screamin', eyes beamin'
Around the room and I saw a phone screen peeking
Grab with my toe, dial, grab the numbers beeping 911
Someone picked up asked "What's your emergency?"
"See, I'm inside this dude's house, don't know where I am"
They said "do you have dildos attached to your hands?"
I said "Yeah, and I'm being watched by a big black man
And I'm scared, and I don't know if I'll stand chance"
I heard footsteps, I think he caught me
I looked at the phone and it spoke softly:
"We know whose house you're in, do you copy?
The person that kidnapped you is Bill Cosby"
[Hook: MC Kudge]
Bill Cosby, bitch, Bill Cosby
Put it in her drink, now she sleep calmly
Bill Cosby, bitch, Bill Cosby
Put it in her drink, now she sleep calmly
Bill Cosby, bitch, Bill Cosby
Put it in her drink, now she sleep calmly
Bill Cosby, bitch, Bill Cosby
Put it in her drink, now she sleep calmly