Tom Waits
Opening Intro
Well, an inebriated good evening to you all. Welcome to Rapheal's Silver Cloud Lounge. Slip me a little crimson, Jimson. Give me the low down, Brown. What's the scoop, Betty Boop? I'm on my way into town

Course I'd rather... want to thank Dewana for opening the program for us. I'm so goddamn horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me

Yeah, I wanna pull on your coat about something here tonight. Yeah, a little news I'd like to throw your direction. See I...I used to know a girl, yeah and it was a hubba hubba and ding dang ding. I said "Baby, you got everything." A week later, it was a hubba hubba and ding ding dong, baby, it sure didn't last too long

I know things are tough all over, ain't getting any better. I was moved, to kind of swivel a little bit of a kind of an emotional weather forecast for you this evening. What I'm talking about is... well, you know I've been playing night clubs and staying out all night long, come a home late, gone for three months, come back and everything in the refrigerator turns into a science project

So you get designs on a waitress, you know. She got three or four kids. She's sorting out her cheques and she's counting out her change. You say, "Hey baby, heat me up a bear claw on the radar range." Well and then it gets real cold