M.I Abaga
The Beginning (Nobody)
Good morning students
Good morning principal
As you know my name is Mr Nigerian education
Yes sir
And my school is set up to propel you adequately for the
Nigerian economy and the nigerian future that is ahead of you
Now all of you students are poor you have nothing and you know it
Thank you sir
***** Talking about you want to be great you want to grow up and be great
Yes sir
You are a fool
Thank you sir
This country is not for people like you
Thank you sir
You should be thankful you can survive you can eat 2 square meals a day
Thanks you sir
I dont wanna hear rubbish some of you say you wan to be
Astronauts you want to be magician (yes sir)
If you say that again i will slap your mouth
Ok sir
Come on my friend shut up and become a mеchanic
(thank you sir) or capenter idiot
Now those three studеnts that said they want to be some thing
One of them said they want to be astronaut, the other one said he wants to
Be magician, the other one say he wants to be be be musician
Come out here (yes sir), johana come here (yes sir) yakubu come out here
Jude come here (chanting)
Yakubu what did you say.... repeat it
I want to be astronaut
Take this slap
*Whimpers*
Now repeat it....... sir i'd never repeat it again
Very good, now go back your a stupid boy you want to be astronaut
Whats the meaning of astronaut
You yaku.... you come here whats your name again
Come here, idiot, you said you wan become magician yes sir
Is just this magic, slap
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Idiot, repeat it again now
Sir i can never repeat, i would be nobody sir, am going to be nobody
Common you, your father cannot even pay school fees (yes sir yes sir) you
Want to be magician (no sir ive changed my mind)
Jude come here stupid boy, look as he short look as he black
Sir you can say whatever you wanna say about me buh.....
Your head has four corners
Sir you can make fun of me but..... you say you wan be what musician
Am gonna be a big star sir am gonna be the biggest rapstar
Come here bring your face ....come here bring your face... sir no sir
Take this slap......uhnuhn.. you want to be like who michael Jackson or who
Sir you could slap me you could hit me but you can't hit my dreams sir
Receive this second slap for that..... the idiocy of you is amazing to me
Now repeat it again.... sir am gonna be a big star am gonna follow my dreams
Am gonna follow my dreams sir, am gonna never give up until i get
.... This boy i will slap your mouth out of yor head o
Idiot buy, do you think i want to be a principal in a school like this (sir am not an idiot)
Idiot......you'd never make it idiot you stupid boy (am gona be somebody sir)
You monkey you'd never make it ...monkey