Huron John
Little League
[Intro]
Hello, John-ohn
We never dou-
Yeah (That old sport thing)
Alright (Tell me a story)

[Verse 1]
One time, at age five
I struck out in tee-ball
That whole prolly wouldn't work out
My only reason to be playing in the little league
Was because of the Dairy Queen afterward
Oh God, it's a swing and a mess (Uh)
(Ev'rybody, ev'rybody, ev'rybody like) (Uh)

[Chorus]
I'm no good at sport
I'm no good at sport (Oh) (Uh)
I'm no good at
I'm no good at ball (Ah)
I'm no good at all (Ah)
I'm no good at, ooh, now

[Verse 2]
(Uh) When I registered for baseball
I really thought it was gonna
Be just like that movie "The Sandlot" (Uh)
But, I couldn't be more wrong
Playin' ball all day long was not for me
But, if it's for you
That's cool, I don't judge (Uh)
[Verse 3]
One time, this girl watchin' me bat
(She was watchin' me bat)
She told me I could take her on a date
If I hit a homerun, but I struck out (Damn)

[Chorus]
I'm no good at sport
I'm no good at sport (Oh)
I'm no good at (Uh)
I'm no good at ball
I'm no good at all
I'm no good at, (Uh) ooh, now

[Outro]
Standin' in the outfield, pickin' up a flower
Hopin' for game-ending rain shower (Uh)
I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!"
I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!" (I-I h-heard m-my)
I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!" (Um)