Huron John
Why Do People Grow (Long for the Day When I Had That Flip Phone)
[Intro]
(Haha!)
(Hello, John)
(Ugh!)

[Chorus]
(Ugh!)
Why do people grow?
They grow old (Haha!)
(Ugh!)
Why do people grow?
They grow old

[Verse 1]
DIsappoint my teacher 'cause I tried to act dumb to be funny
I always hated the dentist because he numbed me
Running when I'm looking at the friends
Who will come and will go like the rain and the snow
And I know that my temper never does me well (Haha!)
Like a pocket void of dollars and a bike to sell
Navigate a breakup, (Ugh!) I know I did a poor job
When I'm on my death bed, final words: "Hi, Mom"

[Interlude]
(Ugh!) (Ugh!)
Long for the day when I had that flip phone
Long for the day when I had that flip phone, yeah, yeah
[Chorus]
(Ugh!) (Haha!)
Why do (Ugh!) people grow?
They grow old
(Ugh!)
Why do people grow?
They grow old

[Interlude]
Long for the day when I had that flip phone, yeah
Long for the day when I had that flip phone (Haha!)
Long for the day when I had that flip phone, yeah

[Verse 2]
The summer doesn't hit like it used to
Now we all stressin' 'bout a double tap (Gimme that double tap)
Everybody wanna be rich, while I just wanna be functional
Be a cool boy, I could never roll (Haha!)

[Interlude]
(Ugh!)
(Everybody)
(Every-everybody)
GImme that double tap
Gimme that double tap
Ungh, gimme that, gimme that, gimme double tap, like
Ah, gimme that, gimme that, gimme that double tap, like
[Chorus]
(Ugh!)
Why do (Ugh!) people grow?
They grow old
(Ugh!) (Haha!)
Why do people grow?
They grow old
Why do people grow?
They grow old
(Ugh!) (Hahaha!)
(Apocalypse Wow)