Huron John
Finn and Jake
[Intro]
Yeah (John)
Yeah, yeah

[Verse 1]
Hey, girl, you in that red sweater
Tomorrow, are we gonna be together?
Nah, 'cause you got another guy
Guess I'm walkin' home solo, goodbye
Hey, girl, yeah, I know it's 'cause he taller than me
So, I stay at home, instead I'm watchin Ed 'n Eddy
Fine, you were underwhelmin' anyway
Money be adventure, so I guess that I am Finn and Jake

[Chorus]
He varsity, I'm drama club
He remedial, and I'm AP
Loser only focus on winners
And the winners really focus on bein' like me, yeah
He six foot, I'm short gang
He remedial, and I'm AP
Loser only focus on winners
And the winners really focus on bein' like me, yeah

[Verse 2]
Hey girl, I score film
But, you don't give a fuck 'cause he score the runs
Everybody, everybody, really gotta love
And I'm missin', missin', missin', missin' my grandma above, yeah
(I like)
[Hook]
I like Powerpuff Girls and the LSD
In gym, I'm picked last
It's a self-esteem analogy, yeah

[Chorus]
He six foot, I'm short gang, he
Remedial, and I'm AP
Loser only focus on winners
And the winners really focus on bein' like me, yeah

[Verse 3]
Yeah, I know I'm not a rapper, 'cause I'm never poppin' Xans
Vietnam, youth in Asia and Japan
And my life is like a never-ending summertime
Pikachu and trampolines, purple slurpie, bikin' rides
Only bases that I ever run is on the Wii
So I'm askin' you this, "Will you go to prom with me?"
Nah, fine, I don't need no kiss
Because my brain is on another level, alien Stitch

[Outro]
Ooh
Ah, ah (Yeah)
Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Dah (John)
(J-John)
(John)
(John, John)
(John)