[Intro]
Where you gonna go when you're hungry?
Where you gonna go when you need money?
Seems that you're scared, that's fair, well, I can't help you there
Just dial "100-COLLECT" on a payphone
Damn bro, I hope that your mom's home
Wait at the train then your mom comes
Curses then honks I got shotgun
"What are ya doin' here?
Last time, do I make myself clear, darling?"
The kids get the ketchup in all the cupholders
You ash in the corpses of all the dead soldiers

[Chorus]
Take me homе
North on the Anne Hutchinson
Through the Bronx
Back to thе place were we're from
Where the girls they put out in a car
And the waitresses all got a scar

New Rochelle, New York
Ideally yours
New Rochelle, New York
Had to go to court
Where you going? Where you going?
Where you going? Where you going?
Where you going? Where you going?
Where you going? Where you going?
Where you going? Where you going?
Where you going? Where you going?
Where you going? Where you going?
Where you going? Where you going?

[Bridge]
This shit is different, I got my shit kicking
A Metro North ticket, I just need a second
Bud Light tall boys, hiding in the stall, boys
Conductors coming straight down the hall, boys

[Chorus]
Take me home
North on the Anne Hutchinson
Through the Bronx
Back to the place were we're from
Where the girls they put out in a car
And the pizza guys know where you are

New Rochelle, New York
Ideally yours
New Rochelle, New York
Had to go to court
Where ya going? Where ya going?
Where ya going? Where ya going?
Where ya going? Where ya going?
Where ya going? Where ya going?
Where ya going? Where ya going?
Where ya going? Where ya going?
Where ya going? Where ya going?
Where ya going? Where ya going?

[Outro]
Could have been happy (you know)
Could have been happy before
(There's something about your heart, though)
Could have been happy more
Could have been happy