Everyone in Jacksonville doesn’t ride the bus
So they don’t get in wrecks when the buses get clogged
And hit each others’ faces
Everyone in Jacksonville doesn’t ride the train
Because they don’t have a train except one downtown
And it goes out to the docks
Yeah, right! What docks? What goes? Ghosts!
And in my hometown they don’t have disasters
The trees all fall down, but then that’s it
My good friend’s grandpa lost power for four days
And he was lonely
But he didn’t die