Emperor X
Walkman
[Verse 1]
I'm watching Boondocks, rubbing on her buttocks
Gave her dumb cock, she chews it like a gum drop
I used to have Ghostbusters on the lunchbox
Now I make throat busters run from gun shots
I been a weirdo since Ring Pops and Slingshots
Fourth of July, fuck I never seen pops
They all dirty, ain't no such thing as clean cops
I'm from Seattle where they bust heads and clean clocks
Threw me in the bing with no band-aids or clean cloths
Captains daughter probably want to suck the team off
N***as is broke but it seems we took the sling off
Charlie Sheen soft, and my jeans now machine wash
I'm like the cleanest how I'm always blowing steam off
Gee gosh, how she really turned my thing soft
I got a mission and my mission like Marine-Ops
These other rappers transvestites -- pre-op

[Hook x2]
We been paper chasing since we was getting spankings
Snoop in my Walkman, zipping up my Payton's
How'd you influence me? This shit ain't new to me
I had truancy before I hit puberty
We been paper chasing since we was getting spankings
Cube in my Walkman, zipping up my Payton's
How'd you influence me? You humor me
I blew stupid trees before I hit puberty
[Verse 2]
When we met, I was staring at your fun-bags
She like good guys, and I'm a scumbag
I'm trying to kill it like that pussy on contract
Think this a single how my mind so one track
She can't be single with an ass so dumb-fat
She let me hump that, she gon' be hunchback
Pull her panties down cause I think that's where my lunch at
I show my ass off, I'm like my butt crack
I'm so arrogant, and so flagrant
Fuck cologne, marijuana be the fragrance
I'm fucking high, please forgive me for my cadence
Chinese eyes with a hat like Raiden's
You are not a knight, why you saving all the maidens?
It's a new era, whose era? Not Reagan's
She a undercover Victoria's Secret Agent
Assassination, her style's so ancient
Poison in my cereal, got me eating paint chips
Edgar Allen Poe, you should listen to the Raven
We been paper chasing since we was getting spankings
Macho Man while these n***as' Jake the Snake'n

[Hook x2]